Can You Marry Yourself?

So I just heard in English class that a woman married herself which lead to an interesting conversation. How do you marry yourself? How do you have kids? Adopt? And if you adopt that kid is going to be one messed up kid. There is also the thought of artificial insemination. And still if that kid goes to school and is asked who his parents are man that will be confusing. What if she cheats on herself? What will that be like? Also what do you do if you want to get separated? Is that possible? This woman is soo crazy. Man there are soo many questions to ask and yet no answers to be found. People these days will do anything for a little attention and be on TV. The world is getting stranger and stranger and I don’t know what will be next. If you have any answers or other questions comment on this.